I promised you in December that each Friday I'd offer up something to, hopefully, give you a giggle. Unfortunately, "each" Friday seems to actually mean "Fridays when I remember..."
Stupid lines uttered by Cheating Husbands...really:
"You would really like her."
"If you would just meet her I think maybe you guys could be friends."
"You should understand that I feel torn!"
"I need to be selfish right now."
"She reminds me of you. Well... how you used to be when we first met."
"I think I just love you like a friend and not a husband."
"It's not what you think." (spoken by a cheating husband IN BED NAKED with another woman)
Any you'd like to share??