truth as told by the New York Daily News. (And if you can't believe them, who can you believe?)
Turns out a 41-year-old NYC woman got a little randy in a park...and out came her 29-year-old lover's "little randy". Though she insists that the nearby kids (I'm not making this up. I couldn't make this up!) couldn't possibly see her partner's privates in public, officers begged to differ and arrested her for public lewdness. But, in a rare instance, they also charged her with adultery, perhaps on behalf of publicly humiliated cuckolds everywhere.
And, though I think it's a bit...extreme (and, I suspect, a bit gender biased – I doubt a married man would have been charged with adultery, though I'm sure the public lewdness charge would stick), I can't help but smile just a bit. Let this show any potential adulterers that cheating might start out as a picnic at the park, but pretty soon charges are getting laid...not you.